The Worst of June

Worst Film (tied): Jenny’s
Wedding, Home
Sweet Hell and Life
as We Know It

Most Problematic Film: Jenny’s
Wedding

             Runner
Up: Hustle

Film with Worst Tonal Issues (tied): Jenny’s
Wedding, Home
Sweet Hell and Life
as We Know It

Worst Performance: Josh Duhamel in Life
as We Know It

Worst Ensemble Cast: Jenny’s
Wedding

Most Annoying Performance (tied): Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast
at Tiffany’s and Natalie Portman in Garden
State

Most Shameless Vanity Project: Garden
State

Most Overrated Film (tied): Garden
State and Breakfast
at Tiffany’s

            Runner Up: 

Rogue One

Blandest Film: Rogue
One

Best Worst Film: Sinbad
of the Seven Seas

The Best of June

Best Film:  Ruby
in Paradise

Best Noir: Scarlet
Street

Best Performance: Ally Sheedy in High
Art

Best Ensemble Cast: Wild
at Heart

            Runner Up: Mask

Best Production Design: Black Narcissus

Best Special Effects: Super
Mario Bros.

Best Original Score (tied): Charles
Engstrom, Ruby
in Paradise, Peer Raben, Whity

Gayest Film: Auntie
Mame

           Runner Up: Suddenly,
Last Summer

Best Hunk: Sam Elliott in The
Quick and the Dead

            Runner Up: Lou Ferrigno in Sinbad
of the Seven Seas

Most Wonderfully Weird Film (tied):
Super
Mario Bros. and Chastity

           Runner Up: Hustle

Coziest Film: Chastity

       
     Runner Up: 
Ruby
in Paradise

Most Powerful Experience: Twin
Peaks: The Return, Episode 8

The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea (1976, Lewis John Carlino)

“You might not believe it, but poor old Cedric here used to hunt for his food in the woods, but now he’s in the house, almost continually. He no longer hunts. He’s lost his purity, his sense of the order of things, betrayed them for a saucer of warm milk and a rub behind the ear. What you see here is a fat, soft cat, posing as life.”

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