The Worst of October

Worst Drama: Hoovey

          Runners
Up:
Riding
in Cars with Boys,
Waiting
to Exhale

Worst Comedy (tied):  Witless
Protection,
Mamma
Mia!

           Runners Up:  National
Security,
Saving
Silverman

Worst Romcom: Something
Borrowed

           Runners Up: The
Rewrite, I
Could Never Be Your Woman

Worst Horror: Hell
Night

Most Embarrassing Film: Mamma
Mia!

           Runner Up:  I
Could Never Be Your Woman

Worst Performance: Ivana
Milicivec in Witless
Protection

Most Embarrassing Performance (tied):
Amanda Seyfried in Mamma
Mia!,
Michelle
Pfeiffer in I
Could Never Be Your Woman,
Sharon
Stone in
Scissors

           Runners Up: Pierce Brosnan
in Mamma
Mia!,
Joan
Crawford in
Trog

Most Irritating Performance: Meryl
Streep in Mamma
Mia!

Most Overrated Performance: Kate
Winslet in Little
Children

Best
Worst Performance (tied): Sharon Stone in Scissors,
Sybil Danning in
Howling
II: …Your Sister Is a Werewolf

Worst
Ensemble Cast (tied): Mamma
Mia!,
Something
Borrowed

Worst Screen Couple: Barbra Streisand
and Gene Hackman in All
Night Long

Worst Original Score:
Nathan Larson, Choke

Most Garish Film: Mamma
Mia!

         
Runner
Up:
I
Could Never Be Your Woman

Most Problematic Film (tied):  National
Security,
The
Rewrite

           Runners Up: Witless
Protection,
Saving
Silverman,
What
Have You Done to Solange?,
Hoovey

Most Overrated Film: Little
Children

Best Worst Film (tied):
Howling
II: …Your Sister Is a Werewolf,
Tooth
Fairy 2

           Runner
Up:  Scissors

The Best of October

Best
Drama: Frances
Ha

           Runner
Up: Happy-Go-Lucky

Best
Thriller: I
Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore

Most
Effective Horror: Hellraiser

           Runner
Up: The
Conjuring

Best
Alternative Horror: Possession

           Runner
Up: The
Addiction

Coziest
Horror: I,
Madman

           Runner
Up: The
House of the Devil

Most
Wonderfully Weird Film: Possession

           Runners
Up: The
New Age,
The
Devil’s Rain

Best
Dramatic Performance: Barbara Hershey in The
Entity

Most
Charming Performance (tied): Greta Gerwig in Frances
Ha,
Jenny Wright in I,
Madman,
Steve Zahn in Happy,
Texas

Best
Stylized Performance: Isabelle Adjani in Possession

Best
Ensemble Cast (tied): Possession,
Raising
Arizona

Most
Aesthetically Pleasing Film: My
Face Red in the Sunset

           Runner
Up: Frances
Ha

Most
Visually Impressive Film (tied): Raising
Arizona, Possession

           Runner
Up: The
Lords of Salem

Best
Original Score: Ennio Morricone, What
Have You Done to Solange?

Gayest
Film (tied): Happy,
Texas,
Predator

           Runners
Up: Safe
Men,
Mommie
Dearest

Best
Hunk: Steve Zahn in
Saving
Silverman,
Happy,
Texas,
National
Security,
Safe
Men,
and Joy
Ride

            Runners Up: Larry
the Cable Guy in Witless
Protection
and Tooth
Fairy 2,
John Goodman in
Raising
Arizona,

Patrick Warburton in
Hoovey,
Jesse Ventura in Predator
and Abraxas,
Ruler of the Universe

Coziest
Film: The
Aftermath

           Runners
Up: Abraxas,
Ruler of the Universe,
Ganja
& Hess,
What
Have You Done to Solange?