The Worst of September

Worst Comedy: Dish
Dogs

           Runners Up: Horrible
Bosses 2
, Snatched,
Drop
Dead Gorgeous
and The
Women’s Club

Worst Horror: Mama

           Runner Up: House
at the End of the Street

Most Embarrassing Film: Beauty
and the Beast

           Runners Up:  Snatched,
Dish
Dogs

Worst Performance: Shannon
Elizabeth in Dish
Dogs

           Michael Paré in The
Women’s Club

Most Embarrassing Performance (tied):
Matthew Lillard in Dish
Dogs
, Ewan McGregor in
Beauty
and the Beast

           Runners Up: Emma Watson in
Beauty
and the Beast
, Goldie
Hawn in Snatched

Most Overrated Performance: Kate
Winslet in Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Blandest Performance: Jennifer Lawrence
in House
at the End of the Street

           Runner Up: Anja Taylor-Joy
in Split

Most Unlikeable Performance: Lola Kirke
in Mistress
America

Worst Accent: Ewan McGregor in Beauty
and the Beast
(French)

           Runner
Up: Kate Winslet in Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

(American)

Worst Action Hero: Steve
Barkett in Empire
of the Dark
, John Stamos in
Never
Too Young to Die

           Runner Up: Steven Seagal in
Hard
to Kill

Biggest Missed Opportunity: Lou
Ferrigno and Lyle Alzado in Hangfire

Worst Original
Song: “Superbabe” from Dish
Dogs

Worst Production Design: Beauty
and the Beast

Most Irritating Film: Crazy,
Stupid, Love.

Most Overrated Film: Mama

           Runners Up: Mistress
America
, Beauty
and the Beast
, Crazy,
Stupid, Love.

Most Confusing Film: Cleopatra:
Queen of Sex

Best Worst Film (tied):
Empire
of the Dark
,
The
Women’s Club

The Best of September

Best
Horror (tied): Gerald’s
Game
,
Society

           Runner
Up: Rosemary’s
Baby

Best
Drama (tied): Angels
and Insects
,
Girlfriends

Best
Romcom: Tammy
and the Bachelor

Best
Japanese Film: August
in the Water

Most
Wonderfully Weird Film (tied): Society,
Cleopatra:
Queen of Sex

Best
Dramatic Performance: Carla Gugino in Gerald’s
Game

           Runner
Up: Kristin Scott Thomas in Angels
and Insects

Best
Comic Performance: Greta
Gerwig in Mistress
America
,
Gene
Simmons in 
Never
Too Young to Die

           Runners
Up: Lyle
Alzado in Destroyer,
Chris Pine in 
Horrible
Bosses 2

Most
Aesthetically Pleasing Film: August
in the Water

           Runner
Up: The
Room

Best
Production Design: A
Cure for Wellness

           Runner
Up: Salem’s
Lot

Gayest
Film: Never
Too Young to Die

           Runner
Up: Hangfire

Best
Hunk: Leslie
Nielsen in Spy
Hard
,
The
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

and
Tammy
and the Bachelor

            Runner
Up: Bruce
Willis in Unbreakable